I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Are we still banned from the library?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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