3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize