I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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