Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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