Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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