Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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