at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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