dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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