We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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