dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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