You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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