please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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