i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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