Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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