woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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