"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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