Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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