Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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