he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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