guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Pooping to opera.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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