Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I am available for nakedness
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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