Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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