party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do herpes really smell.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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