She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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