some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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