It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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