I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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