On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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