Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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