Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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