At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize