i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
