How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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