I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We had to coat check the pizza.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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