So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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