The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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