You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My ass is underappreciated
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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