We won't sleep together?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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