I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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