Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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