I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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