I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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