im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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