She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
soo... how was my night?
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