But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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