what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There r osticjed everywhere
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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