I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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