He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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