Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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