problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
is it fun? or sober?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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