giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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