Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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