but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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