Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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