i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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