handjob tips. give me some.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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