is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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