Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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