I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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